jewlsey:

earth—gypsy:

teavibes:

repeat after me: my spirit overflows with luminous energy 

Yes oh yes, repeat again and again

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

brothasoul:

thankyougreenlantern:

How pissed off would you be if you were a Gotham rogue and heard batman was dead and you weren’t the one to kill him

How pissed off would you be to hear batman is dead only for someone to take his place and you’re just like God damn god fucking damn it cause u kno it’s Robin and u kno he gonna do some flippy shit and kick u in the face

joker’s like “batman died in some crossover i wasnt even fucking invited to”

We need people in our lives with whom we can be as open as possible. To have real conversations with people may seem like such a simple, obvious suggestion, but it involves courage and risk.
Thomas Moore (via suspend)

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

somehownatural:

Memorable Tumblr Puns 

Other Tumblr Compilations

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

fucksupeverything:

sky-borne:

the-denial-squad:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Yeah but cheating may be a messed up, stupid, horrible thing to do to someone you are in a relationship with but I do not give a shit what your gender is no matter how much someone has cheated they do not deserve this shit. Locking someone in a car with a box of bugs is fucking sadistic. He has every right to be pissed at her but this should not be celebrated as a way to deal with ‘cheaters’. What he should have done was dump her ass and get on with his life because no one deserves this, and I mean no one. We are supposed to be a modern society which means ‘an eye for an eye’ is bullshit. He got cheated on, that sucks but I’m sure he’ll get over it, but what she went through would have been traumatic to say the least. Yeah she cheated but that does not mean she deserves this kind of medieval punishment. 

YES THAT EXACTLY

am i the only one who looked up how to break a car winder after this

Y’all mother fuckers acting like this nigga killed her. I’m sorry but cockroaches ain’t gonna kill you. Worst comes to worst you just kill them all. Y’all just done scaredy ass bitches. This ain’t even that bad of a punishment of you typed in caps go sit down

fucksupeverything:

sky-borne:

the-denial-squad:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Yeah but cheating may be a messed up, stupid, horrible thing to do to someone you are in a relationship with but I do not give a shit what your gender is no matter how much someone has cheated they do not deserve this shit. Locking someone in a car with a box of bugs is fucking sadistic. He has every right to be pissed at her but this should not be celebrated as a way to deal with ‘cheaters’. What he should have done was dump her ass and get on with his life because no one deserves this, and I mean no one. We are supposed to be a modern society which means ‘an eye for an eye’ is bullshit. He got cheated on, that sucks but I’m sure he’ll get over it, but what she went through would have been traumatic to say the least. Yeah she cheated but that does not mean she deserves this kind of medieval punishment. 

YES THAT EXACTLY

am i the only one who looked up how to break a car winder after this

Y’all mother fuckers acting like this nigga killed her. I’m sorry but cockroaches ain’t gonna kill you. Worst comes to worst you just kill them all. Y’all just done scaredy ass bitches. This ain’t even that bad of a punishment of you typed in caps go sit down