Reblogged from americankris
“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.” (via winstonwolfe)
hhahaha tiger got his ass whooped
Tiger Woods just got Rihanna’ed his wife pulled the chris brown